External Revenue Service

Redefining April 15th, One Byte at a Time

Welcome to the External Revenue Service!

🎵 Listen to our Tax Funk! 🎵

🎲 Random Number Generator Tax Filing

Why crunch numbers when you can roll the dice? Our AI-powered system uses cutting-edge guesswork technology!

🍪 Cookie-Based Deductions

The sweetest tax loophole ever! Each click represents a delicious tax-deductible cookie.

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🎭 Tax Identity Disguise Kit

Become a tax-filing superhero! Now with real voice technology. Try it out:

🔮 Psychic Tax Predictions

Why wait for the future when you can stress about it now? Click for your tax fortune!

💰 Nonsense Tax Calculator

Our proprietary algorithm uses your lucky number, shoe size, and favorite color to calculate your tax burden!

📊 Tax Mood Tracker

How does thinking about taxes make you feel? Click to log your mood!

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual tax advice is purely coincidental and probably a sign you should seek professional help – both for your taxes and your sense of humor.